I HATE MODERN (WEB)DESIGN

              back in like, before the 2020s
websites used to look good!!
apps, used to look GOOD!

WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember, back in gooder older and better days, when everything had sharp pointy, boxes
everything was in its natural state, you could smell the raw pixels,
the edges of everythign so straight and rectangular you could could cut your mouse pointer on it.

WHYHHYHJSD IS EVERHTINGI FUCKING ROUND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i go on discord, to chat with strangers, because teamspeak isnt cool anymore apparently, and eevery goddamn button has to have
ROUNDED CORNERS;1111!!!

who thought it this is a good idea!!!!
"oh yeah hey u see that button???" "how about we remove 4 pixels from each of the corners, to look completely unoriginal and lifeless"
"GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROMOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!"
literally what is the point?=?? i dont get why u are doing this????
do u justhate me?
i do not understand, why people think this looks god! *good!!!
oh yeha i want to click on this stupid little idiot box, but noooooooo they decided to make it round,
and now when i click on it it actually wants me to like click more in the middle of the button, because
i clicked the edge, and thats like too damn complicated for their fancy css so they just dont do anything,
and then i think my shitass computer is laggign!!!!! but no! its not my fault!!! its theirs!!!!!
with their crap modern deisgn!! design!!

oh but of course, how could our website even be functional without a permanent black background!!!!!
did everyones eyes just decide to give up all of a sudden?????? why do u need to complain about websites with
white backgrounds hurting your eyes!!!! this was never problem, and it STILL isnt!!!!!

I SPECIFICALLY STRETCHED A BEATUFIUL PNG ACROSS THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PAGE JUST TO ANNOY YOU PEOPLE!!

do u think this is funny????? oh yeah hahahaha its sooooooo funnny that ever y single website nowadays looks
exactly identical hahaa!! i love having ZERO personality!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU


 oh yeah i absolutely hate having a website that just works. absolutely horeendous
what matters is that it looks like dogshit
WHAT
i see ux designers talking about like how they would redesign products that still have an only semi-horrible
design, and they decide to just make it look like every single iphone app!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" ahahh i will automatically assume that i nkow what every single user wants, and remove all
options, customibality, everythoing!!! now my design is PERFECVT! "
THIS ISNT SPOTIFY YOU IDIOT, THIS IS A GODDMAN BAKING INSTRUCTIONS WEBSITE

oh hey do u hear that???? i just found out we're adding an awful ai chatbot!!!!!! now u can scream in anger at
a robot instead of us having to deal with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON WITH ICONS !!!
do u remember the 2009 firefox logo??? THAT LOOKED FUCKING EPIC!!
and what do we have now????? an idiot blob, with an idiot minimalist "fox" around it!! thats not a fox u idiot
thats a mistake!!!!!!!!!

HAVE U SEEN MICROSOFT EDGE it literally loks exaclty the same but blue!!
everything has got to be a loser circle!!!!!!!!!!

stop being idiots!!!!!! be creatvi!!!! make programming fun again!!!!
how about you make ur buttons triangle shaped? for extra fun!

mandatory law to add scrolling polka dots in the header of every website for bonus silly points!!!!
stop with the minimalist propagaandnaa!!!!
if all websites had actual thought put into it, the internet would be one step closer into the right
directoin again!!! no more copying everyone elses bullshit!!!!

IF I KNEW HOW TO PROPERLY PROGRAM I WOULD ADD A GIANT BUTTON HERE SO PEOPLE COULD POLL ON WHAT LOOKS BETTER

but i dont care what u normies think!!! because i know im right and nobody can change that fact!
modern internet is literally 1984! modern apps are literally 1984!!
EMBRACE FREEDOM, AND BREAK THESE HORRIBLE NEW STANDARDS!
BIG MINIMALISM IS TRYING TO GET YOU ! ! ! !

this message is being sent to you by people that believe in you!!!! i believe in you to not make garbage!
see???? an easy task, i hope! if you want to look like spotify or youtube or whatever and be completely unoriginal
then go ahead and do that!!!! but i will hate u for the rest of my life, and if we meet in an afterlife, i will hate u in that too!!

i hope my thoughts have been made clear 🥰🥰🥰



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